What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
Anonymous asked: What do you think about Welcome to Night Vale?
Are we allowed to ship ourselves with another
Listen to your bones, they are wise beyond your years, they remember what it was like to be stars.
Feel joy in your black heart
Celebrate, for today someone is picking up the keys for their first killer robot.
A newly minted witch is casting their first spell. A ghost is haunting for the first time, a skeleton is creaking as it raises from the grave, an alchemist is cackling with peels of horrific joy.
The wide, wild world is full of darkness and wonderment.
But now I have competiton.
Get better at what you do.
Next weekend, test out your favorite, half-remembered Latin phrases in graveyards.
How terribly exciting is it to think about how many ghosts know you?
Know you by name and habit. Know who you are, what you need, and are simply waiting, with patience and eternally held breath, for you to turn around, facing away from a mirror, to deliver it with their icy hands.